DUMBGEONS & DRAGONS

Season 2 • August 07, 2019

E09 - Told You It Was Destiny

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nothing too it's nothing like that got it gives you a big wink sully zips down

there pretty quickly glim you as you're lowering the door behind you it

kind of thuds shut sorry and you hear miss man meow meow's voice well the

meeting tomorrow is gonna go really well we got the book now and

everything will just come together up on the podium as you kind of round

the corner you see the book that you stole looky looky what I found

middle of the night very dark but you see a horse and carriage with two

figures of what you can presume to be moot Sully it's okay this is my friend

quicker the small child's with you okay get in we got we gotta go guys

can we go to the Fallen Tower yeah we're gonna make this real quick

guys all right welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons we're a D&D fifth

edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Russ More and with

me today is Tom Laird hey that's me I play moot he is a half-orc wild magic

sorcerer and Carla Johnson I play glim a dragonborn pAlydin and all I have in

my head now is how funky is your chicken how loose is a goose cuz

before we started you said ready okay

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fuck it let's play D&D we hear the sound of creaking carriage wheels and

the clip-clop of horses going down a very quiet street as they move towards

tower where the ruckus is a little bit louder Glim and Sully have just broken

out of jail Moot and Gabriel are leading the way to get back Glim's items

Glim how do I is your room locked how do I get in I don't know what do you

guys think they don't know they saw me get taken away by the guard should

I just go in and say like everything's fine and scoot up to my

room is that easier yeah we totally do that I think you could probably do that

because they're not gonna stop me from going in my own room no and I mean if

we're just real quick about it I think we can be in and out of there

before anyone really notices okay moot can you go in and make sure

there's no guards in there first oh yeah no city guard yeah yeah I'm

gonna I'm gonna bust on in no I'm just gonna walk in normally you hop

hop down and up to the door stepping over a couple of drunken people you

look back and you see Gabriel kind of look longingly at them you swing the

door open and you look in you don't see any any guard there it's a kind of

half-packed house from what you are used to they're at their busiest but

no guards okay yeah so I like poke my head back outside and give glim the old

like man head motion over here then I scoot inside I said to Gabriel be bad

to leave without them right well yeah well yeah cuz I mean he wanted to get

her you're kind of just a tag-along hey I am essential to the outbreak of the

prison situation the outbreak like an illness so you carry along bad omens

with you is that what you're saying now I just sometimes say the wrong

thing he takes a sweet from his flask hey wash here he hesitantly hands it

towards you I take a moderate-sized sip for a halfling it's empty and I say

douche and hand it back to him inside glim you enter into the bar everyone

seems mostly busy they don't they don't really see you come in and I

assume you're trying to just be quick and to the point not really catch

the eyes of anybody yeah I'm just gonna like I just got back just gonna go up

to my room yeah you yeah you absolutely can do that you make it up the stairs

and to the door and as you open it your room is destroyed like nobody

obviously cleaned anything up from when it was tossed earlier your porn mags

are everywhere housekeeping came and then just like so yeah I mean you got

to kind of look around a little bit underneath some stuff possibly to find

everything and is there anything you just grab all of your stuff yeah

basically okay yeah you load up a bag and I grab a couple blankets okay

stealing blankets from me you walk back down the stairs and you catch the eye of

one of the bartenders I remember I mean you've been there a while you've

probably met them all at this point yeah Barlick that's the one that I

keep flipping to so you were so close with the organ man he he kind of

sees you come down with the blankets you put them in your bag or are they

in your hands how big is your bag well I'm pretty big so it's big like okay

it's a back it's a proportion proportional size backpack okay sounds

good so he sees you come down with all your stuff is like everything okay

you leaving I ran into some friends so I'm gonna go we're just yeah we're

gonna we're gonna go uh I'm gonna go hang out with them I think I

probably owe you some money right have I been paying do you prepay in Dungeons

and Dragons hotels I don't know I mean we'll say that you have you have been

paying we'll say it's a silver a night I don't know how much money you

actually have me neither you have it on your sheets but I don't know if I

do oh my god we'll say that you've been spending kind of a silver a day

food and and bored we'll just kind of make note you've been there for I don't

know say six days seems like a lot going minute by minute yeah 24 in there

for two days but whatever all right no we can go yeah we'll say two days

cuz yeah I think it's early yeah it's only the middle of the night you met

moot and then he went and so two nights yeah so we'll say you spent two

silver maybe you settle up right then okay hey I'm not sure when I'll be back

so I should I should settle up and I okay yeah I heard you got taken taken

out by the by the town guard it was a total misunderstanding they like I met

this guy and he stole a thing like you know wrong place wrong time I'm

always so friendly so right they assumed I had something to do with it

but obviously I didn't obviously not all right yeah so just a couple silver

and hopefully see you again I mean it would be great even though I didn't do

anything if you could just like not mention that you saw me back here I'm

trying to persuade then roll a persuasion check I'm going to look on

roses faces like I'm definitely gonna say something right as a 17 I'm very

persuasive it's the PAlydin in me it's my burgeoning PAlydin powers yeah sure

I mean as long as you say everything's okay then it should be should be good

I'll keep it on the down low trust me when I say it was definitely all a

misunderstanding okay yeah yeah of course no problem no problem at all

and I quickly exit not too quickly that it looks suspicious I normally exit

the building ever try to do a normal thing normally never no I mean yes

that's my hope my whole existence is trying to do normal things normally and

being an awkward weirdo okay yeah you make it back out nobody really

pays too much attention to you after that and you get back out and

I assume you you didn't say you went in with her so I know I already left I

thought yeah no that's fair yeah just making sure and so everybody's seated

up in the carriage are we are we laying in the back with blankets over

top of us Tully's for sure sleeping in the back there's no booze what's

even the point yeah I mean I'd probably like trying to hide now you

hop in pull the blankets up over you and as Gabriel goes to snap the horses

again he's like hey moot could you uh he pulls a flask and a glass out of his

did you go fill those like back in the bar yeah here here's a he hands you a

silver piece so yeah it should be enough okay do I just ask for like

your usual is there anything in particular just just fill it fill it

with beer okay fill it with with fire okay it's fine right shuffle back off

the carriage and hop on in they're a bartender available yeah Barlick's

there he catches your eye and says yeah what can I do for you you're back

again Gabriel yeah here yeah I know actually we're just heading out for

a quick night magic lesson he needed a refill on these a quick night magic

lesson yeah apparently it acts differently in the daytime and at night

I don't know I'm new to this I'm just going with what he's telling me okay

so just just a beer and this is for him so okay yeah he said fire I'm

assuming you'll know what to do it's fine yeah he pours a amber red liquid into

the flask and then he fills up the beer and hands it back to you it's

silver oh yeah okay here you go then I like flick it up over to him perfect

I'm always trying to do the moves right make a dexterity check that is a

seven he rolled a seven as well so that goes wide as he tries to catch it

and fumble it and it falls to the ground says really kid sorry I thought

it would look cool I heard about your lobster claws but I wasn't so certain

that that's how fine go hands work all right with your night magic you go

back out as Gabriel sees you he's taps the horse say come on catch up I mean I

wouldn't think you would want me to potentially spill these for you but

don't spill them boy so I what increase my step a little bit and then

does he get the horse to start and then stop I think that would be funny

but yeah make it make a dex check is you're just see how much of it you

don't spill cuz they're spillage oh that was an 18 oh no there's very

little spillage like it just kind of dribbles off over the side as you

kind of hobble up there and sit down beside and say nice work you're

learning it's good all right all right it was this a lesson he hands you

the rope and he takes the drinks from you what's the flask back in his

pocket and says where are we to I don't know I mean I guess we need to get out

of here or we need somewhere to hide or we need to go somewhere anyway right

well all them all them soldier types are moving out tonight so there's

increased guard at the at the gates that's not really that good no no what

a night for a jailbreak am I right right well I mean if you're gonna do

it probably tonight's the best night because so many of them are heading

down to the well of the dragons there anyways well I guess we could maybe head

back by my men does there oh he's got ideas sure there was a nice a few

opportunities to hide in that building yeah yeah sounds like it sounds like a

good plan to YouTube back there yes yeah I don't know who Menda is but I

mean I trust you guys Menda Menda got us those thieves tools oh great yeah we

should we should get those back to her him him yeah yeah okay I'm good with

that moot you know the way Glim and Sully you're covered up by a bedsheet

so you don't know really where you're going but you hear the sound of

rushing water the farther you go kind of sounds like you're going over one

of the bridges and you make it back to Layton Mendez Gabriel goes up and he's

like do you remember the knock on the door I tried to write it down but you

made me tear up my notes you're supposed to remember you just but that's

how I remember things as I write them down he goes up and does the knock

again so you listening well I'm not allowed to write it down so I'm

paying more attention this time all right it's a couple knocks three knocks

couple more knocks and then kind of a did it got it couple three couple that

uh okay I think I got it cool all right a little while passes actually

kind of a long while passes because it's the middle of the night and then

you hear I assume all four of you are at the door now I mean I would have to

think so are you in the back I mean no because I mean I said that I trusted

them wherever they were taking us so sure I am crouching in the wagon okay

just wait sure quite kind of a long while passes and Gabriel's kind of

just rocking back and forth drinking his drink pretty good one good I'm

I'm glad he'd the the bar at bar Barley Bar Bar whatever his name was I'm glad

he did a good job yeah did it did a great job you hear soft shuffled steps

and then the slider opens up glim you're seeing them for the first time

but you see light coming from behind a face and you see black eyes with

bright golden flecks in them and the slider closes back up a few locks go and

the door opens up and he says you're back so soon yeah we well we we got

our we got my friend out of jail and you brought them here we didn't know

where else to go okay just come on in come on in Gabriel you're coming

into yeah yeah I guess and I look back at the carriage and I kind of say it

short one you coming hey that is not a very nice nickname of course I'm

coming it's just more comfortable to sit up here than it was to stand down

there so yeah all four of you go in very rich tapestries and very warm

woods as you enter you smell incense kind of burning that has been burned

throughout and you enter into a very comfortable living space and this is have

a seat draws make sure the curtains are drawn and kind of peeks out and so

you acquired a mode of transportation yeah we we figured we needed

something to to get our friends around town it is it is it yours just

rented for the night okay good and where what are your plans from here you have

two fugitives hi I'm glam it's nice to meet you yes pleasure pleasure he

extends his hand sorry I didn't give a description of Layton Menda to you

but he is a bald headed tiefling two large horns come up and out of his

forehead and wrap down around his ears deep purple skin and yes golden flecked

black eyes like there's no whites to them they're all black and he's in very

luxurious brown and purple robes extends his hand he says yes glim

pleasure to meet you my name is Layden Layden Menda and you my friend oh

yes hi Sullivan slight sully I think these are yours and I hand him the

thieves tools he picks it up and swiftly opens it and closes it yes yes these

are mine thank you thank you oh thank you they came in quite handy good

also this is a really nice place also your eyes are like crazy like it is

like looking at a starry sky mm-hmm yes yes well I don't know what to tell you

there but you know the beautiful it's all I'm saying like you got some

cushy stuff around here it's a great place for someone to take a nap

I'm gonna go take a nap do as you wish the adults will talk hey I'm an

adult I'll be listening my eyes will be closed where my ears will be open yeah

cuz we should probably make a plan sully you don't want to be part of the

plan making you're the one that's so good at all the sneaking ah geez you

and your compliments yeah okay I'm in all right really easy it's a hard hard

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sell there said to butter that bread a little bit we broke out of jail

together I feel like we got a little bonding going on so the Gabriel I assume

you you will be staying here and these three will be going on their way and

Gabriel says well yeah yeah probably be easier to sneak three unknowns out

rather than than myself yes yes of course what is your plan what is your

story three three of you what where have you come from and where are you going

well like I said my name's glim and I have a destiny to save the world a

destiny to save the world how cute I'm pretty sure these two are meant to

help me I think they have a destiny too Wow did you know about your

destinies I just wanted to learn magic once I met a girl named destiny

and she was like super nice at first and then she was like kind of a bitch

later I can't keep a straight face and do my shit when I see you guys it's

just so like accurate and I love it not about people named destiny but

that no just only would know like that that would be what Sully would

say makes me happy fair enough fair enough okay so save the world is there

somewhere you want to be that you wish to be information you wish to have

because we're getting you out of Neverwinter so which direction should

you go not north okay I mean that's pretty specific well I mean not

really there's three other directions well if you were to go west there's

there's water if we could put you on a boat take you somewhere perhaps far

away from here maybe I don't know don't know where the boats go we

could just roll in with it here we could sneak you out amidst the troops

as they head down to the well of dragons and you could split off perhaps

towards water deep perhaps somewhere else would get you out of out of the

eyes of the sons of alagondar I assume is who you're now running from the

sons of alagonquin who and the what now is that the is it like an eye

and like like and then I like make horns but then I'm embarrassed because

he has horns and then I'm like like is that awkward but I just kind of make a

face like realizing and then there's like the tassel is that that think we

saw that in the basement of the prison he makes no real emotion or flinch on

his face as you're freaking out about this says yes and I horns he taps his

head and looks like some sort of beadwork or dripping liquid from the eye

perhaps that sounds terrifying it is it is it is not it is not pleasing but

you have seen this this image we we saw it in the basement of the prison

as I'm saying this I'm realizing I also have horn so I like had no reason

to be totally weird about that do we can you tell me again what they were

called these sons of alagon are yeah you know that the prison warden yeah I'm

familiar with her yes miss ma'am meow meow oh yeah well pretty sure she's

working with those sons alagonquin yes are they are they related to the

call to the dragon I need to help defeat the call to the dragon I'm a

follower of Bahamut and they're trying to raise to you Matt and he does like

no bueno for me I feel like you're gonna get a pamphlet out and we might

all moods been writing in his notepad and he says how do you spell a

like a la gondar exactly like it sounds go in there if you actually want it it's

a la g o n dar oh my god it's like literally the only phonetic spelling

that ever has existed in Dumbgeons and Dragons no X's no mystery why no

apostrophes in the middle for some reason I like it the sons of a la

gondar believe they are the true rulers of never winter and that Lord Dagle

never ember perhaps is a false ruler a phony hey that's why they wanted his

ledger it was ledger yeah this ledger I open my bag and I bought a peek in

interesting yeah I don't know what to do with this I mean I can't give it

no no that would that would not be good Lord Lord never ember has got a temper

that one Lord Lord never ember has a temper oh I'm pretty sure anybody with

the first name Lord has a temper that's not his first name it's only just so

confused what's what's in the ledger that I don't know this language I pull

it out and I serve fanning it do you know how books were fluffering through

it and I was like fluffering isn't a word it is now you know exactly what

I'm talking about might I take a look at the book yeah all right he opens it

interesting he flips through none of you none of you could read this no

language is this I don't know I didn't I didn't look at it he shows it to you

it's written in under common he says no definitely not yes no you see it's

kind of vaguely elvish but very different in the intricacies of what it

is it's interesting that they would want this book but seems that they

did it is a list of names no real association beside them are there any

names you recognize in it there are a few town officials yeah many many well

um under their meetings not gonna go very good tomorrow I can just say that

what what do you wish to do with this book do you wish to keep it in

your possession or try to perhaps offload it well if it's important to

would it be worth perhaps relocating fugitives well you want me to sell my

book and then you'll relocate us but a mere suggestion I mean there is

always something in exchange for for goods and services as moot knows he is

he's he is owing a certain thing for the thieves tools that you have

returned to me tonight yeah the routine that Gabriel knew right yes yeah

like a dance routine see that's what I thought but apparently not oh why

I don't know if I if I if this book is so important then we should probably get

it back to the rightful owner well yeah but I mean he's gonna be so mad I don't

think he will I think we did him a great service by getting it from miss

ma'am meow meow yeah but the only reason miss ma'am meow had excited I took

it but he doesn't know that and if you return it I'm sure you'll

appreciate it I don't know what about your friend Merv are we gonna try

and save him or yeah I really like to I just really can't see a way to find out

how to do that I feel like we have a lot of things going on right now and I

don't know which one is most important who's Merv Oh Merv is a really great

guy fishermen stuck in the clink with me just for doing like fishing stuff

not fishing well enough efficient too well anyway arrested for not fishing

well enough I don't know anyway if this town is harsh he helped me to liberate

this book from Lord Never Ember but in the middle of that a giant portal

opened up and these guys jumped through and they stole Merv like a

giant poor Gabriel can we can we make giant portals you can make a

giant portal no I'm asking him if we can yeah you were just good at the

hand jobs it is possible to open a portal I don't believe you are

presently able to open one it's funnier because you said it

intentionally it's the only dirty thing you've ever said not on purpose you

know it's the unintentional hand job sometimes it just happens when you're

supposed to sneak up on you're fluffering a book and I'm sorry what

I don't remember portals it is possible to open portals using magic I don't

believe you have that capability I don't have that capability is that like I

don't have that capability yet perhaps or just in general I mean they're the

magics exist and tapping into wild magic you can do many things it is

possible that given the right motivations you may come across that one

day cool and mood just writes portal with two underlines in his book

exclamation mark hey Sully what were the guys like they took Merv

well it all happened so fast you see I don't remember I think they were in

robes yeah I they people in robes seem like the kinds that would jump out of

a portal don't you think seems like also mystical and magical and they

jump out of a portal and then disappear they knew kung fu oh and they

were very strong and that is why I could not save Murph hmm so they

kind of like digs his foot into the ground like obviously embarrassed that

he was absolutely useless not fight and they took his friend and he's like

well I don't know who portaled in to take your friend or where they might

have gone it sounds like you three need direction need to figure out

where you're going where your destiny is taking you Bahamut you say well

ultimately my destiny is going to take me to demand Thor I need to go to to

Jared time or on the eastern side of the sea of fallen stars because I

need to declare myself to Bahamut but I think I don't think I'm ready to do

that yet I think I need to see a little bit more of the world before

we go do that so I want to stop the cult of the dragon mm-hmm okay so what

if we went with the if that's where the soldiers are all going well let's

go join the fight what do you guys say

oh yeah um listen so the cult of the dragons like really big right and they're

like super mean and stuff and like we don't want to be mixed up any when you

those guys and I'm sure that there are other people working on this and

like like you know what are three inexperienced two inexperienced and

one highly handsome person gonna do in in the grand scheme of things though

really I mean like we probably shouldn't go in there I can't go back

there well glim is this is this what you think your destiny is with your

saving the world I'm not sure yet I don't I don't know for sure and I

might maybe know for sure if it was but it certainly seems like the right thing

to do but Sully if you don't want to go join a crusade I understand but what

do we do then you don't think we can find Merv and you don't want to go

join the fight what should we do instead you're making me sound really

indecisive if I might make a suggestion we need to get you out of

Neverwinter because I feel the bells will be tolling soon signaling your

departure perhaps we send you in a caravan disguised amongst the troops

there are many mercenaries many people who are just off to fight the

good fight it's not like you're marching off in a troop full of

armored soldiers marching line in line you would blend in quite simply

and you split off perhaps move towards water deep there are many people who

have gathered there you could certainly be far outside of the sons of

Alagondar's reach at least for the time being if they feel they need to

pursue you that might change later in water deep you will find a temple

of Bahamut where maybe you can get some more direction on your destiny if we go

this way out like when we're gonna be not traveling with the cult of the

dragon though right no that is hopefully not the case probably never

even see them cult of the dragon are at the well of well of dragons

right which is where these soldiers are marching to and water deep is halfway

give or take yeah okay hey magic man you think you can work on that Porter

thing on on the way I mean yeah it sounds like it's pretty advanced but

I'll they'll see what I can do is there anyone there to teach me magic

where do your abilities come from good good moot well Gabriel has been

telling me well and he's not the only one but apparently just wild magic

good I hate to say that you're on your own but I feel like this trip will be

good for you it will push you in ways that might bring you closer to the

wild magics have you had any incidences why I broke I broke

Gabriel's mug when I was freezing his drink is that what you mean he

chuckles looks to Gabriel as Gabriel is reliving the moment and it's very

disappointed

no that is not what I mean but just be warned that tapping into wild magic

sometimes has consequences and to be aware that some dangers could come

from using them oh well Gabriel how come you didn't say anything about this

there's a controlled environment we were down by the water I felt like

anything that could have come through we could have just drowned in the

water so wait something can come through no you're fine come through

what come what do you mean you're coming through tapping tapping into a

man sometimes you know when you're when you're trying to do something

trying to think of an example like you're trying to write down what you

learn today oh I do that all the time sure yeah trying to write down what

you learn today and then your mind drifts and you write down a recipe

for your grandmother's or father's pilaf like a rice dish yeah yes that's

why I like to take notes as it happens then I can then I don't have to think

back at the end of the day fair enough fair enough so I mean all I'm saying is

sometimes you're trying to do one thing and says that thing might work

and then something else might happen like maybe there's a big fireball or

maybe there's little gremlins that come out of nowhere who's to say

don't know till it happens or maybe a portal opens and that'd be cool or

maybe a portal opens and that'd be cool let's hang our hat on that one good

good job you're so fucking who just kind of looks at his hand with the the

feather necklace wrapped around the wrist and he's just kind of like no

fuck don't worry you're doing really good it hasn't happened yet

usually it's happened by this point so maybe you're in your clear okay

maybe

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anyways if we are to get you out we should probably do so swiftly is that

what you want to do this sounds like a good plan if we head to the temple of

Bahamut I know they'll take us in and I can learn more about my destiny and

they'll love you guys because you're the best so maybe that's what we

should do oh can't believe I'm seeing this yeah okay all right I shall make

arrangements he walks out of the room and leaves you for in there comfortable

in your chairs Gabriel when we're on our way out are you able to take the

carriage and the horse back to the stables yeah I'll take the carriage and

the horse back to the stables do I have the ledger you didn't say you

took it back I follow him through the door I mean so you follow him through

the door and he has gone down a set of stairs to a basement I follow him I'm

like excuse me mister he turns and looks at you and says yes and his eyes

glow gold for a second and then flashback yes sorry hey we didn't finish

our conversation about the book for the getting us out of here situation right

right but you have the book it just seems like a thing it was just in my

hand I swiftly walked out here's your book thank you would you care for a

flute I have no need for a flute what about a large smooth gray stone

just just a stone well I mean I don't know it could be more than a stone but

I take it out of my pocket does this mean anything to you he looks at it

yes yes it does oh I could tell you but that seems I'm giving you yet another

thing oh but what if you tell me what it is just to satisfy my curiosity and

then I give it to you if you want it so I've I've given thieves tools to

break you and your friend out of jail you got those back I still owe a favor

that's not my favor though no moves on that I've given thieves tools to

break you out of jail you and your friend I am getting the three of you

out of the city through means to pass by the local law enforcement and now

you're asking me for yet another favor nothing in return fine okay no rock

for you I don't need the rock okay I can explain to you what the rock is

oh yeah but I'm a busy man I have to get you out of the city I'll give

you the flute for the information about the rock make a persuasion check 18 so

persuasive so persuasive oh well go fuck yourself oh 18 don't mean shit

look okay listen can I love it with you for a second of course you can I

don't really want to go where the cult of the dragon is going uh-huh why not

well I kind of was like working with him for a little bit mm-hmm um and I

just um I just really can't go back so I'm putting a lot on the line here

for well for glim and I'm not entirely sure why it's not really not

really my thing but like you know I'm just I'm trying to I'm trying to make

some good choices right and I'm gonna be honest I don't know what kind of

what kind of you know level you're on you've given me something you don't

want to go okay you're associated with the cult of the dragon no well not

anymore not by choice what you hold in your hand is a stone of illusions you

think of something and you put the stone down and it creates an illusion

of that something I put it down and I think about myself there is a unmoving

image of yourself that pops up right above the stone oh holy man you don't

want this rock I don't need this rock are you sure this rock does not have

the same value as what we are trying to negotiate here for oh fair enough

listen I just don't know what your intentions are with the ledger so I'm

trying to be a good guy the ledger holds very important information that

decides whether Lord Daigle never Ember remains in control of the city

or the sons of Alagondar make a move to overthrow him whose side are

you on I am a middleman oh that's a dangerous place to be you would know

well how about I how about I just owe you a favor okay the favor can't be for

me to give you the book though that's fine

ain't no dummy I feel after you arrive in water deep there will be a favor I

don't kill children why would I kill children I thought you were a child for

the first five minutes that we met well yeah I get that a lot um just making

sure been in some sticky situations before not in the business of killing

children fantastic I put my hand out shake on it he lowers his hand down

do you I grasp it and I and I like I'm a vigorous handshaker like he looks so

put off by this but takes his hand back so small join your friends take

your ledger I will arrange for the necessary facilities to get you out

well thank you so much I really appreciate it if you didn't tell

anybody that I was working with them not anymore but I mean it's just

something that follows you around you know he smiles and says of course your

secret is safe with me not thanks really appreciate it I pick up the

rock and I'm like this is so this is crazy like I got a magic rock in my

pocket as you pick it up the illusion disappears play with it and put in my

pocket and walk up the stairs just tickled we see Leighton Menda turn back

and begin working at his desk and he is seemingly talking to himself and we

go back upstairs and after a little time passes he comes back up and says

appropriate arrangements have been made if you'll please come with me

everybody he ushers everybody to climb back into the carriage and directs

Gabriel and moot to head down to the southern part of Neverwinter you pass

through some wrecked areas from the earthquake that tore through

Neverwinter many many many many years before and much poorer places than you

have generally been staying north of the river has been very well kept and

very excluded from a lot of the goings-on with the cult and refugees but

this section of the city is just littered with people they're packed

tight shoulder to shoulder you get to a certain point and you have to get

out of the carriage because there is physically no room for it to go and

play moves you through the crowds to the edge of the city and beyond the

city walls there are guards but you seem to just walk past them with little

to no problem and there are three carriages waiting and he says this is

your caravan you will ride with them you will become their friends you will

integrate yourself with them and you will blend in and move far away from

Neverwinter at least for now they will turn off and move towards water deep

once you're in water deep I suggest you search for the temple of Bahamut at

least to start well thank you so much I'll remember you when I'm going to

save the world thank you for your help I feel like we will meet again

sooner than that and I still owe you the one yes you owe me the one

and Sully you owe me one I do finger guns and I write down Sully one moot

one of course and for saving the world that is the one you owe me Glim I bid

you adieu and he tips his hand and blends back in with the crowd and

disappears beyond he's kind of creepy hey he's seen he was very mysterious

mystical as shit you want to know what my rock does obviously you tell them

as we kind of like grab our stuff you're loading into the caravan and yeah

what do you see you put down the stone what happens when you put down

stone I'm thinking about Glim and Glim appears oh and I like jump back like

what the how and I like go like kind of try and poke it I assume my hand

like goes through it goes through it yeah it's a yeah it's not a physical

illusion but yeah as soon as you touch it it kind of wavers yeah is it

always Glim that's amazing no it's not always Glim I pick it up and she

disappears like it's an illusion stone anything I think about and I put the

rock down it shows up oh that's really cool can you believe he didn't

want that stone I mean it seemed like he had a lot of cool stuff at his

house so maybe he already has a few is Gabriel still with us or where'd

we where'd we go yeah I guess we could probably say adios to Gabriel

yeah Gabriel helps you with your stuff into the caravan and he says I'm sorry I

didn't tell you about the possible dangers yeah what do I like what do I

do if that happens sometimes it's not a big deal probably just you know just

take it easy you know do what you're comfortable with slowly push the

boundaries you'll probably be fine okay but what if it's a big deal oh we

can probably kill it with fire probably kill it with fire I have fire breath she

has fire breath look at you've got a crazy told of hooligans you guys I

told you it was destiny this is pretty cool pretty cool but yeah if

something comes through maybe just ask it if it's cool hey hey you cool

hey stop killing that guy you extra dimensional thing that just showed up

you cool sometimes like sometimes it's just an extra spell that happens

sometimes it's something they're not always bad things it's asking if it's

cool or not and if it turns around tries to eat your face then maybe use

the fire breath can it ever be good things you're talking about a lot of

bad things sure sure yeah it could be good things okay wouldn't it be great

if you accidentally magic ice cream every time you cast a spell that'd be

so great see it could be something like that cool that would be pretty

cool is that something I can like think about what I'm guessing magic you can

think about anything you want move you do have cold magic so it stands to

reason at some point you might conjure some ice cream by accident or

otherwise very least maybe I'll put your illusion thing down and say

ice cream and then like to do it like to motivate him no to make him think he

did it oh yeah no for sure yeah he'll probably write it down he'll get

distracted it'll be fine oh we're gonna have fun hey Gabriel I think I

think I speak for all of us when I just say how much we appreciate all

your help and I hand him what's a drink cost at the Fallen Tower you think the

silver got him two drinks cost a silver I mean I think there's cost a

silver but on economy of this town makes no sense I know I thought that as

soon as he was like silver like we don't really like do the whole money

thing you don't know what he put into the flask that's true well that's

true um some real top-shelf food I can give well we established the good

stuff was water was water I give Gabriel a silver and say buy yourself a drink on

me okay thank you it's been a pleasure getting to know the three of you and I

hope that I will see you again very soon I'm sure I'll be back for more

lessons in no time great I hope to disappear into the night someday and

never be seen again I'm gonna save the world three real

different directions I can't wait to see what happens next as you hear the the

sound of the caravans beginning to move out yours begins moving in one of the

people at the caravan who was helping you with your stuff will say begins to

call you and say we're heading out okay Glim I guess I guess we're gonna

go save the world with you

hold please holding just if you could just hold for a second you just play

some music god damn it I literally just read this

intermission I'm trying to see what my destiny stuff is but I think I have to

do a bunch of stuff before that when she passes each one she passes goes just

gotta open roll 20 I know I just saw it it's not in this sheet sorry

from she passes each one she passes goes which is also super creepy I would

give my heart gladly I'm happy for this to keep happening or I can I'm

ready now okay but each day when she walks to the scene she looks straight

ahead not at me go for it the songs know our land umbrella pants

virtues instrumental shores of Avalon red letter and long road ahead are by

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